Ok Already!

This was not how I needed to start my day. I have been getting these mass e-mails of crap at my work address for many months now...I usually don't even read them because it's just some stupid, nonsensical crap and then a bunch of addresses that the stupid, nonsensical crappy e-mail is being sent to. However, this morning one caught my eye and I'm taking it as a huge sign (pun very much intended as you will see further on).

I have been steadily gaining weight because I have been so fed up WITH my weight! I have stopped caring to a large extent and yet, at the same time, I know when I crack down I'm going to be religious about it again, like I was almost 10 years ago when I ended up losing 85lbs. I'd love to say that's all I have to lose this time, however, I know it's well over 100 by now. Anyway, another story for another time perhaps. So, this morning I was greeted with one of the stupid, nonsensical crappy e-mails only the subject line caught my attention, it read "ShedUnsightlyPOUNDS" and then continued on to finish a URL. When I opened it up to see what type of crap awaited, I discovered the first line was in German. Having opted to study Spanish in high school and college I have no idea what it says...but I'm thinking if they know I need to shed unsightly pounds all the way over in Germany, it's time to get started! Sprechen Ze Deutsche anyone? If so, what the heck does this mean:

"Anfrage uber das Kontaktformular"...perhaps I don't want to know!!!!