Enough Already!

Things that annoy me...could I possibly count them? Before you get too far into this post, yes...it's going to be a bit of a bitch fest! So, if you're in a great mood...you'd best close out of this one straight away (no, I'm not English, just love them to death).

Loud chewers have to be one of my biggest annoyances. Sometimes it's not even that they're chewing with their mouths open, they're just chewing too hard and for too long ! SWALLOW PEOPLE...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST SWALLOW! You don't have to chew the shit until it disintegrates in your mouth...our bodies are made to digest and break down the food we provide for them...so just SWALLOW ALREADY! This annoyance was once again brought to my attention by a coworker that I share break time with. Almost every day this person gets a bag of Wheat Thins to munch on for our afternoon break time and I can hear every morsel as they chew away. I think I sometimes even involuntarily shiver with disgust. It is akin to nails on a chalkboard, or silverware scraping on plates for me...ewwwww! However, I have chosen to prolong my morning and afternoon break times (with two other coworkers alongside) because we have another coworker who is even more annoying (to all of us). So, I'm still definitely coming out ahead in the annoyance factor there, but still.

Don't even get me started on gum popping, snapping, cracking...I'll go postal, I swear...full stop! Hahaha....should have been born in London!